I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

falconktango:

Woah calm down there Satan.

animerwj:

mikerickson:

I watched this last night for the first time and it had me in fucking stitches.

cheesoisuncool:

what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

themiscellanarian:

WHO’S THE GOOD HACKER NOW, SOLLUX? THAT’S RIGHT. COWER IN FEAR OF MY FRESH DISPLAY OF HACKING EXPERTISE. I CAN HEAR THE KNOCKING OF YOUR SCRAWNY KNEES AS THEY CLACK TOGETHER AND YOU UNLEASH AN ALMIGHTY SHIT INTO YOUR UNDERGARMENTS. HAHAHA. BEAT THAT, CAPTOR. 

themiscellanarian:

WHO’S THE GOOD HACKER NOW, SOLLUX? THAT’S RIGHT. COWER IN FEAR OF MY FRESH DISPLAY OF HACKING EXPERTISE. I CAN HEAR THE KNOCKING OF YOUR SCRAWNY KNEES AS THEY CLACK TOGETHER AND YOU UNLEASH AN ALMIGHTY SHIT INTO YOUR UNDERGARMENTS. HAHAHA. BEAT THAT, CAPTOR. 

egbertha:

i think it’s kind of amazing how we can forget something like i don’t remember what i was doing on January 27th maybe i killed someone and i just forgot

egbertha:

rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

imagine how interesting the world would be if a mans penis could detach and regenerate like a lizard tail

image

possiblities

what do you mean “if” this is exactly what happens

egbertha:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

robo69:
I was looking at fancy dress costumes and I saw this and nearly cried laughing

it’s like the orca’s fucking the dog

egbertha:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

robo69:

I was looking at fancy dress costumes and I saw this and nearly cried laughing

it’s like the orca’s fucking the dog

pantryraids:

*tags selfie as nsfw because its sure to cause an erection*

prankworthypranks:

so apparently its illegal to taxidermize a human so there goes like 40 of my pranks